i literally hate everyone that posts in the group omg they’re so conceited and mean to certain people like excuse me but i’m the only one who’s allowed to be so into themselves tyvm
Hop in my suitcase baby boo
can i just though omg
i literally hate everyone that posts in the group omg they’re so conceited and mean to certain people like excuse me but i’m the only one who’s allowed to be so into themselves tyvm
I’m laying in bed with the faint moonlight REFLECTING OFF OF MY BRIGHT RED SKIN BECAUSE I DIDN’T WEAR SUNSCREEN AS I START SWIMMING IN A POOL OF ALOE VERA.
No but in all seriousness I can’t move and I look like the spawn of a lobster and a hot dog.
hot dogs are the penis of all food so it’s still a seductive story
but I can’t and it literally sucks big hairy sweaty dicks why me omg fml
This video should play on a loop in the Smithsonian.
(Source: flyingblades)
